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Homemade Wooden USS Enterprise Coffee Table
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Homemade Wooden USS Enterprise Coffee Table

January 27, 2012 in aaaaaah it's tractor beams are pulling my socks off, but how many beer bottles can it hold, expensive, for sale, man i bet a bong would look great on thing, spaceship, star trek, sure why not, table, to boldly go where no man has gone before, uss enterprise, wood, wood is good

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Etsy seller BarryShields (aka Barry Shields) went and built this USS Enterprise coffee table. And now he's selling it for a paltry $3,100. Damn, I can't believe he's even willing to part with the blueprints for that cheap, let alone THE ACTUAL TABLE. What is this, my lucky day? SPOILER: No. I spent $60 on $10 lotto scratchers this morning and lost on every single one. Then I stepped in a puddle. OF URINE. I swear if it wasn't Friday I probably would've thrown myself down a storm sewer and called the ninja turtles a bunch of pussies.

Hit the jump for several more from different angles.

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Thanks to Luis R., who used to have a Millennium Falcon coffee table until that shit blasted off through a wall or something.

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  • creedwaters

    this is some amazing craftsmanship.

  • That's quite neat. If it was cheaper I might be tempted.

  • at a certain angle, it does look like a brown insect beast with glass wings...

  • Aaaaand if the top was in the shape of the Starfleet symbol

  • Huh, the Enterprise-C, eh? Interesting choice of ships there.

  • I would have liked it better if the saucer section separated to become another smaller table.

  • But only if you first say "Prepare for emergency Saucer Sep" because, you know ... in the 23rd century it's so square to actually use the full word "separation."

  • Time is money, Steve. Oh wait, there is no money in the 23rd century...

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