Parenting: I Smoked Pot And Watched Pr0n And All I Got Was To Make This Crappy Sign

This is a picture of a kid who got busted smoking pot and watching pr0n. And because getting caught by your parents WHILE YOU'RE HIGH AND WITH YOUR WIENER IN YOUR HAND isn't bad enough, they made him make this sign and stand by the road. God, you poor bastard. Just be thankful it wasn't the time you put an E pill up your ass and tried on your sister's underwear.

Creative Parenting [buzzfeed]

Thanks to Leslie, who reminds us all: you're not in trouble if you don't get caught.

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