So Much For Bodysurfing: Alabama Oil Waves

Note: This picture is small and I had to crop it click HERE to see the sadness in depressing high-resolution.

This is a shot of a wave crashing in Orange Beach, Alabama. As you can see, it looks like absolute crap, which really got me thinking: there's probably a lot of whale shit in the ocean, and I should stop drinking beach water. But it's so salty!

Eyewitness: BP oil spill [guardian]

Thanks to Uncle Fester, who may or may not have touched Pugsley inappropriately (geez, just look at the guy).

Smart Thinking: Okay Forget James Cameron, Let's Just Nuke That Oil Spill! (Yes, Seriously)

There are good ideas and there are great ideas. This is a f***ing terrible one. Nuking the oil leak to cover that shit in rubble and seal it off.... More →

Yes, We're Saved!: James Cameron To Solve This Whole Oil Leak Fiasco (Possibly In 3-D)

Rest easy, Gulf of Mexico, James Cameron is on the job. Wait, what?! Federal officials are hoping film director James Cameron can help them come up with ideas on... More →

Say It Ain't So!: Blobfish May Face Extinction

Seen here looking like a sad-ass Charlie Brown, the blobfish may very well be on its way to extinction. And not just because he needs to get those spots... More →